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The Record Contract; Part VI: Growing Closer

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Table of contents for The Record Contract

  1. The Record Contract; Part I: The Audition
  2. The Record Contract; Part II: The Callback
  3. The Record Contract; Part III: The Phone Call
  4. The Record Contract; Part IV: The Gathering
  5. The Record Contract; Part V: Getting To Know You
  6. The Record Contract; Part VI: Growing Closer
  7. The Record Contract; Part VII: Trouble in Paradise
  8. The Record Contract; Part VIII: Pressure Rising
  9. The Record Contract; Part IX: Decisions, Decisions
  10. The Record Contract; Part XI: Meanwhile
  11. The Record Contract; Part XII: The Studio
  12. The Record Contract; Part XIII: The Contract
  13. The Record Contract; Part XIV: Bonding
  14. The Record Contract; Part XV: A Response
  15. The Record Contract; Part XVI: Toni’s Party
  16. The Record Contract; Part XVII: Waiting Game
  17. The Record Contract; Part XVIII: The Hammer Falls
  18. The Record Contract; Part XIX: A Realization
  19. The Record Contract; Part XX: A Pinch of Insult

We had a few weeks break after the initial rehearsals together. Jerimy and Doug went back to Oklahoma, and I continued my daily existence at the radio station and with Mama Sharon Kasserman.

Mama Sharon was in her 50’s, and was an esthetician* at a swanky salon in Green Hills. I met her at a party that Devon hosted at her stables, and she was a close friend of Hoss Burns.** Shortly before all of the events I’ve been telling you about, I found myself without a place to live. Sharon offered me her spare room, as her daughter had recently moved out and gotten married. I jumped at the chance to live in Green Hills in a cute apartment, and to hang out with Mama all the time. She was so much fun. She would laugh so much that it was hard to breathe and she’d take these huge gasping inhales and start all over again, sending anyone around her into hysterics. Sharon’s elderly mother lived across the hall from us. She was a cross between Sophia Petrillo from the “Golden Girls” and that crotchety old woman who played the mother on “The Five Mrs Buchanan’s.”***

Everyone received a package in the mail from Delious containing cassettes of the songs that we would be recording for our showcase demo package for Atlantic Records. The songs included, “To Me,” “Talking to Strangers,” and “One of a Precious Few.”

We had a conference call a few days afterwards for everyone to figure out what parts they would be singing, when to take a lead and other production notes. We were all so excited, THESE songs were going to be the first part of our album that we would record. They were good songs and each had a chance to be a solid recording.

During this period, I began talking to Jerimy and Doug on the phone more often, they would call and ask me questions about what to expect next, how the recording process would work, and what life in Nashville is like. Most of the time though, we would just talk about life in general, and got to know each other pretty well.

I wasn’t exactly open about being gay yet. Yes, some people knew at work, but that wasn’t because I told them… but at some point in my conversations with Jerimy, I told him that I am gay. He was the first person that I ever actually said the words to. He was completely unfazed. He told me that his favorite uncle is gay, and I didn’t have anything to worry about with his attitude toward me. I have to admit that I was quite surprised by his reaction. I expected more of a… well… Oklahoma Teenage Boy Freak Out.TM

Jerimy thought it would be best if he told Doug, though.

* Sharon claims this term is just a fancy way of saying “Professional Zit Popper.”

** I just realized that I really should have written a character synopsis before I got into this story. Too late now. I’ll introduce you to Hoss soon.

*** Eileen Heckart. Why does no one else remember this show?

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  • September 18, 2006 – 5:15 pm
  • By jester
  • Posted in Band, Relationships

2 Comments

  1. othurme
    Posted September 18, 2006 at 8:42 pm | Permalink

    Hoss and Mama Sharon? Is this story turning into the Dukes of Hazzard all of a sudden? If you begin to introdue characters named Enos, Cletus, or Cooter I may have to call Bullshit!

  2. Sharon
    Posted February 19, 2008 at 9:13 am | Permalink

    Hey Kiddo,

    Please email me, I have a question.

    Love, Mama

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  • The Record Contract Index
  • Record Contract Index
  • The Record Contract; Part XVIII: The Hammer Falls
  • The Rest of the Story
  • The Record Contract; Part XIX: A Realization


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